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In less frustrating news, I signed a lease on my new apartment today.


after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise

you have a type

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okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

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Hotel bathtubs are germy and narrow.

I literally told my mom 5 times do not take a bath. What does she do take a bath. So she gets stuck and when a normal person gets stuck their adrenaline pumps and they use their muscles to get out even if their muscles aren’t use to it. My mom just bails the second she needs to use her muscles so she ends up falling 5 or 6 times. And usually I lose my patience and end up lifting her up. Well she also fell earlier because she is has no cognitive ability and sat on a 4 inch curb that had a somewhat steep decline behind it. So my back now hurts because I’m not made to dead lift 250 pounds off the ground. Like I’m 5’4” she’s 5’10” I only weight 40 pounds more than her and I can tell you it’s not 40 extra pounds of muscle. I have literally seen 90 year old women with more muscle strength than my 54 year old mom.

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